... could have imagined such a twist to the final game of the series.
My hats off to you, Boom Boom Afridi, you have a creative genius and a flair for the dramatic unmatched by a thousand authors.
As a practical note, though, if you must ball-tamper, at least try and ball-tamper with a little bit of discretion. You know, like the English do. You know, try to drop the ball and then "oops, I tripped over the damn ball and drove my cleats through it". The whitest gora in the history of Europe would not get clear of BITING the ball in front of cameras. And when it comes from someone who already has a name for himself for moonwalking across pitches in England with cleats... well...
On other news, I'm happy to hear on the radio that that streaker will be facing assault charges in front of the local magistrate. Serves the bastard right.
Fans with laptops; the sports writing course
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